LIMERICKS FOR OLD & YOUNG

THE OLD MAN FROM THE ISLES
There was an old man from the Isles
Who suffered from terrible piles
He couldn’t sit down
Without a deep frown
So he had to row standing for miles

THE FUSSY OLD WOMAN
A fussy old woman called Breeze
Thought her home was infested with fleas
So she used gasoline,
And her form was last seen
Flying over the tops of the trees


THE YOUNG FELLOW FROM LEEDS
There was young fellow from Leeds
Who loved packet of seeds
In a month, silly ass
He was wrapped up in grass
And couldn’t sit down for the weeds

THE OLD MAN OF MADRID
There was an old man of Madrid
Who ate sixty five eggs, yes he did
When asked “Are you faint”?
He replied “No I aint,
But I don’t feel as well as I did”

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