LIMERICKS FOR OLD & YOUNG
THE OLD MAN FROM THE ISLES There was an old man from the Isles Who suffered from terrible piles He couldn’t sit down Without a deep frown So he had to row standing for miles THE FUSSY OLD WOMAN A fussy old woman called Breeze Thought her home was infested with fleas So she used gasoline, And her form was last seen Flying over the tops of the trees THE YOUNG FELLOW FROM LEEDS There was young fellow from Leeds Who loved packet of seeds In a month, silly ass He was wrapped up in grass And couldn’t sit down for the weeds THE OLD MAN OF MADRID There was an old man of Madrid Who ate sixty five eggs, yes he did When asked “Are you faint”? He replied “No I aint, But I don’t feel as well as I did”