Prototype Horoscope
EXPLOITING YOUR LIFE AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE FACTUAL SINCE 4TH CENTURY B.C As per the altered data available on wackypedia, February is Stomach Infection Month, Children’s Dental Disorder Month, International Acute Respiratory Syndrome Month, National Hepatitis Endemic Month, National Chronic Pulmonary Disease Month, International Lower Respiratory Infection Month, Foot-and-Mouth Disease Month, and the month dedicated to lovers infested with malignant disease. The miseries, as you all must be aware, will continue for everyone this month, to the degree that most of your body parts are likely to shiver, shrink, and cramp beyond redemption. So sorry dudes! No luck this month, except some persistent memory loss, palpitations, drowsiness, wooziness, runny nose and losing sense of humor. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb19): Neptune entered your chart recently increasing your natural humanitarian tendencies but at the same time making you prone to overindulgence. Tensions may erupt in close relationsh...