Remnants of inner thoughts, part-I
Hello! Dear comrades. My name is M. Loather Octopus. I am a free thinking Neo-Communist (anti-Batista), car racing enthusiast, beer aficionado, connoisseur of Russian women and malt whisky, the chief of refined taste and innovation, secretary to the government of internal bleeding and swelling, Nagasaki bombing survivor, mastermind behind 10/11, fan of Al-Sheek-Kabab Mujahideen, descendant of Esau and Star ship commander.
From the time when I was young, I often caught myself thinking deep dark things. Most of the time, these thoughts don’t relate to anything, but other times whimsical, retarded or downright insane.
As I grew older, I was always fascinated by fictional characters.
In loving memory of those great souls/characters, who, i always look up and fascinate– not sexually but in a manner of admiration, may i present to you...(drum rolllllllls)Robert Langdon,Thomas Anderson, Optimus Prime,the Terminator,the Grrreat Shaolin maaaster,Jean luc Picard, Robin Hood and the Phantom; the ghost who sleepwalks.
Robert Langdon: I always wanted to be like Robert Langdon, a fictional Harvard professor of Religious Symbology of the “Da Vinci Code” fame.
I want to travel to Paris and give lecture on symbols and sacred feminine and investigate crime scenes along with Paris police and interpret perplexed scenes.
I would also want to unravel the mysteries of paintings and the meaning of existence.
I want to marry a cryptologist (Sophie) and have two children, a son and a daughter.
I want to decipher cryptograms like H1, 1 4M 4 n0+0R10U5 H4Ck3R (Hi, I am a notorious hacker), Ju5+ dR0pP3D 1n +0 1Nf0rm Y0u +H4+ 1 h4ck3d y0uR c0mPu+3r (Just dropped in to inform you that I hacked your computer).
+H3 qU1ck bR0wN f0x juMp5 0veR +h3 L4zy d06 (work this out by yourself).
Neo: Every time I watch The Matrix series, Neo’s (Thomas Anderson) character inspires me far beyond the flesh, and transcends into the ethereal.
I want to wear flowing long off-black overcoat (made of 100% polyester), sunglasses, boots and tunic, and be in perfect, slender physical form.
I want to be part of that venture where the fate of the world is in weighing scale. I would like to try ingesting “red pill”, which is designed to dislocate one’s neural body connection to the Matrix.
I want to be a master of the martial arts. I want to battle computer generated desperado named Agent Smith. I’d certainly like to board Nebuchadnezzar.
I want Morpheus to be my best friend and mentor, and Trinity to be my lover. I want to be like Neo.
Terminator: I want to be the Terminator, the mechanical terminator (Arnie) who was programmed to protect John Connor. I want to be programmed with code of behavior that stops me from injuring others.
With a microchip in my head, uploaded with various kinds of knowledge, I want to survive head on collisions with nuclear fuel filled containers and brush off bullets like hail.
Robin Hood:I want to be Robin Hood – a gallant felon in English folklore.
To enjoy the reaction, this time I would rob the poor and give it to the rich.
I want to be an expert archer and skilled swordsman and compete in modern day Olympics. I would like to disguise myself and go to Nottingham town and check out English ladies.
Shaolin master: I want to be the master of 72 Shaolin Arts. I want to own timeless intelligence, and train the young monks in the ways of the Dragon – to love peace and train as fighters.
I want tattoo of Shaolin burned into my neck. I want to carry a Katana sword and perform yoga.
I want to live in the misty shadows, preferably along the Great Wall of China and admire the rising sun each morning.
Jean luc Picard: I want to be like Jean luc Picard. I want to Captain a Starship and explore distant regions of the galaxy.
I want to fight the Borg, with profound moral, high logic and cerebral.
I want to be the master of diplomacy and debate.
I want to be deemed as ultimate delegator of authority, who can collect and use data better than any other Star Trek captain.
I want to follow the Prime Directive and respect alien culture with the wisdom of a Shaolin master.
Optimus Prime: I want to be like Optimus Prime, an illusory character and one of the main protagonists from the Transformers, with a strong sense of righteousness.
I would like to blow the crap out of Decepticons – the evil forces.
Armed with a laser rifle and assorted artillery and laser beam weapons, I want to survive worst destruction and protect the inhabitants of Earth, while battling the foes with unyielding resolve.
I would make sure that Megatron – the leader of Decepticons – is overpowered.
Phantom: I admire Phantom so much. I like to live in Skull Cave and own a trained wolf – Devil – and the horse – Hero. This time I don’t want to get married to Diana Palmer, because I don’t want Kit and Heloise to be my children.
I would also like to avoid wearing skintight costume (it’s kinda obscene to an average girl) and a mask (especially during hot summer).
But I would like to swear an oath: “I swear to offer my life to annihilation of DVD piracy, buck greed, cruelty on animals, and stereotyping “weaker sex”, in all their forms! My sons and their sons shall follow me. I am the Phantom: the Ghost who sleepwalks.”
I want to be like Homer Simpson...
Hold on, I am like Homer Simpson...
Akenito Y. Awomi
From the time when I was young, I often caught myself thinking deep dark things. Most of the time, these thoughts don’t relate to anything, but other times whimsical, retarded or downright insane.
As I grew older, I was always fascinated by fictional characters.
In loving memory of those great souls/characters, who, i always look up and fascinate– not sexually but in a manner of admiration, may i present to you...(drum rolllllllls)Robert Langdon,Thomas Anderson, Optimus Prime,the Terminator,the Grrreat Shaolin maaaster,Jean luc Picard, Robin Hood and the Phantom; the ghost who sleepwalks.
Robert Langdon: I always wanted to be like Robert Langdon, a fictional Harvard professor of Religious Symbology of the “Da Vinci Code” fame.
I want to travel to Paris and give lecture on symbols and sacred feminine and investigate crime scenes along with Paris police and interpret perplexed scenes.
I would also want to unravel the mysteries of paintings and the meaning of existence.
I want to marry a cryptologist (Sophie) and have two children, a son and a daughter.
I want to decipher cryptograms like H1, 1 4M 4 n0+0R10U5 H4Ck3R (Hi, I am a notorious hacker), Ju5+ dR0pP3D 1n +0 1Nf0rm Y0u +H4+ 1 h4ck3d y0uR c0mPu+3r (Just dropped in to inform you that I hacked your computer).
+H3 qU1ck bR0wN f0x juMp5 0veR +h3 L4zy d06 (work this out by yourself).
Neo: Every time I watch The Matrix series, Neo’s (Thomas Anderson) character inspires me far beyond the flesh, and transcends into the ethereal.
I want to wear flowing long off-black overcoat (made of 100% polyester), sunglasses, boots and tunic, and be in perfect, slender physical form.
I want to be part of that venture where the fate of the world is in weighing scale. I would like to try ingesting “red pill”, which is designed to dislocate one’s neural body connection to the Matrix.
I want to be a master of the martial arts. I want to battle computer generated desperado named Agent Smith. I’d certainly like to board Nebuchadnezzar.
I want Morpheus to be my best friend and mentor, and Trinity to be my lover. I want to be like Neo.
Terminator: I want to be the Terminator, the mechanical terminator (Arnie) who was programmed to protect John Connor. I want to be programmed with code of behavior that stops me from injuring others.
With a microchip in my head, uploaded with various kinds of knowledge, I want to survive head on collisions with nuclear fuel filled containers and brush off bullets like hail.
Robin Hood:I want to be Robin Hood – a gallant felon in English folklore.
To enjoy the reaction, this time I would rob the poor and give it to the rich.
I want to be an expert archer and skilled swordsman and compete in modern day Olympics. I would like to disguise myself and go to Nottingham town and check out English ladies.
Shaolin master: I want to be the master of 72 Shaolin Arts. I want to own timeless intelligence, and train the young monks in the ways of the Dragon – to love peace and train as fighters.
I want tattoo of Shaolin burned into my neck. I want to carry a Katana sword and perform yoga.
I want to live in the misty shadows, preferably along the Great Wall of China and admire the rising sun each morning.
Jean luc Picard: I want to be like Jean luc Picard. I want to Captain a Starship and explore distant regions of the galaxy.
I want to fight the Borg, with profound moral, high logic and cerebral.
I want to be the master of diplomacy and debate.
I want to be deemed as ultimate delegator of authority, who can collect and use data better than any other Star Trek captain.
I want to follow the Prime Directive and respect alien culture with the wisdom of a Shaolin master.
Optimus Prime: I want to be like Optimus Prime, an illusory character and one of the main protagonists from the Transformers, with a strong sense of righteousness.
I would like to blow the crap out of Decepticons – the evil forces.
Armed with a laser rifle and assorted artillery and laser beam weapons, I want to survive worst destruction and protect the inhabitants of Earth, while battling the foes with unyielding resolve.
I would make sure that Megatron – the leader of Decepticons – is overpowered.
Phantom: I admire Phantom so much. I like to live in Skull Cave and own a trained wolf – Devil – and the horse – Hero. This time I don’t want to get married to Diana Palmer, because I don’t want Kit and Heloise to be my children.
I would also like to avoid wearing skintight costume (it’s kinda obscene to an average girl) and a mask (especially during hot summer).
But I would like to swear an oath: “I swear to offer my life to annihilation of DVD piracy, buck greed, cruelty on animals, and stereotyping “weaker sex”, in all their forms! My sons and their sons shall follow me. I am the Phantom: the Ghost who sleepwalks.”
I want to be like Homer Simpson...
Hold on, I am like Homer Simpson...
Akenito Y. Awomi
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