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Stepping out the door, everyday, without a plan is my usual modus operandi. With no purpose, I keep walking and all of a sudden step on a mud duck, and yell, “WHY IS IT ME ALL THE TIME?” This method, in fact, has lead to spontaneous ingenuity, synchronistic encounters, adventures, handful of references, a restraining order, prison term and eventually a death sentence. But, life doesn’t seem to end there. It has much to offer. Life is often a lonesome road – a voyage through pain, joy, ecstasy, hope, fear, monotony, infatuation, love, intimacy, lust and chemistries – upon which we sometimes catch a flash of torchlight and wonder, “WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MY HAIR?” This subtle quality – the manifestation of stupidity, indolence and oddity – is however the most essential factor of any individual (Pen and paper. Note it). As a cultural facilitator, my task is to turn a wild party into a boring social gathering. Unlike “A lot like love” Ok, don’t get swayed away by the subhead, it was just my v...

Following a year-long sting operation, involving a pirated Sony handycam, in the mosquito infested jungles of West Bengirl it has come to light that notorious Naxal leader Kisanji is none other than Mumta didi. This startling revelation came a day after Bengirl government let off the Naxal leader in Midnapoor province. "To be honest, we were shocked," an obscure reporter of national newspaper said. The team behind the revelation explained there were a number of reasons why Kisanji was Mumta. "Hey! you scumbag, are you listening or not? am i talking to a statute? why are you acting over smart. You being a reporter doesn't mean you have owned the world!!", the team manager slammed one of the reporter, who was unquestionably under the influence of weed. The team leader then went on to say that "Mumta is Kisanji," adding that "they both looked familiar from the back. (see pic) “Yeah, we pretty much proved that they (Mumta is Kisanji) both look simila...

HOONDA has recalled all its Rickshaw models that had pedal breaks, an option which was installed in approximately 5,000 HOONDA Euro-VIII Rickshaw models. 4,610 of which were reported to have been involved in minor mishaps that led to twisted neck, fractured arms, broken thighs,legs, hands and other expendable body parts and flattened skull etc. “It has been determined that Rickshaws having a pedal breaks have been cited in a disproportionate number of roadway incidents,” company's spokesperson Kughuzumi said. The recall was initiated in response to a case filed by Mamu Ishmail of Silchar, after he was involved in thirty-five tragic rickshaw accident while applying pedal break. “We have a sorution. One fix fol arl moders,” said Kughuzumi, in a culturally insensitive dialect. The sorution, uhh, solution, involves the installation of an emergency arrest system activated by pressing a large red button on the steering. Though its justification remains debatable, the recall is expected ...

EXPLOITING YOUR LIFE AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE FACTUAL SINCE 4TH CENTURY B.C As per the altered data available on wackypedia, February is Stomach Infection Month, Children’s Dental Disorder Month, International Acute Respiratory Syndrome Month, National Hepatitis Endemic Month, National Chronic Pulmonary Disease Month, International Lower Respiratory Infection Month, Foot-and-Mouth Disease Month, and the month dedicated to lovers infested with malignant disease. The miseries, as you all must be aware, will continue for everyone this month, to the degree that most of your body parts are likely to shiver, shrink, and cramp beyond redemption. So sorry dudes! No luck this month, except some persistent memory loss, palpitations, drowsiness, wooziness, runny nose and losing sense of humor. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb19): Neptune entered your chart recently increasing your natural humanitarian tendencies but at the same time making you prone to overindulgence. Tensions may erupt in close relationsh...

Writing, as most of us know (for that matter even the average guy), requires aptness and extensive research. For instance collecting microbe samples from cow dung; assessing stool patterns to determine the presence of occult parasites; conducting mixed-method research i.e., qualitative and quantitative phase, on mating cycle of dogs; calculating profit and loss, involving abacus, in owning a dance bar or anything that has bar at the end e.g., Milkybar, sambar, iron bar, Mahesh bar, sidebar etc. Ok. Not funny. However, at times, writing turns into all the more complicated situation then the mid-life crisis period, where usually, people of middle age group (particularly in mid-20s) lose self-confidence, choosing instead to indulge in hallucination and cause severe economic imbalance in the society, thus, dipping per-capita income to all time low, from, say, Rs.1 lakh to Rs.5 [citation necessarily not necessary]. Not only this, there comes a time in everybody’s life (yeah, even you), when...

Saddened by the decline in contraceptive usage among the citizens while performing sexual intercourse, the center has decided to slash the price of condom by 25 paise. "Condom which used to cost Re.1 would now cost 75 paise," union health ministry spokesperson C.Kataria told newsmen outside 22, Shamnath Marg here. Mr.Kataria expressed hope that, with the decrease in condom price, there would be unprecedented increase in sexual activity among the citizens. This (decision to lower price), he said was in view protect the common man's interest. "The Government will ensure that least burden is passed on to citizens...while also ensuring that their health is protected," Mr.Kataria remarked. Sex politics: BJP, Left Meanwhile, the Left and BJP slammed condom price cut decision and said the Congress led UPA government was playing “sex politic.” RJD chief Alu Prasad, who is known as a man with gift of the gab, described slashing of condom price as votebank politics, but r...

Candice Night of Blackmore's Night Magical World by Blackmore’s Night is one atypical song that I can simply listen and spend rest of my life without doing anything...i mean i can zzzimbbly sit and listen to the magic tunes of MW. I have been hunting for this song for so long and today I found this treasure stashed deep inside the web. i present to you NightBlackmore’s Magical World --- i just love this song-read it.... I called your name out loud in the courtyard, The crystal I held was like an old friend The vines crawled the walls The wind held its breath But the answer I longed for never came... Your name, they had said, was cursed beyond measure, The families at odds fought with poisoned tongues And yet through the dark Of blind, bitter hate, Broke a glittering light of two lover's fate... Walls built between us, Miles seperate us, Yet in our hearts, we share the same dream... Feelings so strong, We just must carry on, On to our Magical World... Destiny called them like ...