A tribute to historical blunders

We often gripe about stuffs for not being in right place as it should be. don't we? Also, sometimes, when we are sober, we curse the past (history) for certain reasons, as in "this bastard mathematics should not have been invented at the first place, this stupid calculation thing forced me to take up arts in my college" and stuffs like that.
Based on true-life** accounts (with loud Ludwig van Beethoven’s retarded Ninth Symphony playing in the background) I present to you some of history’s earth-shattering events and discoveries that malformed the World.
In other words, moments that left deep brown scar in human history. No, really!
For instance, invention of the wheel in Mesopotamia (Iraq), and subsequent innovations led men to live an indolent life.
The discovery of numerals, on the contrary, brought dejection to people who get terrified of anything mathematical (excluding me), The Holocaust (Ohkay! please don’t give that oh-god-i-did-not-know-he-was-a-Jew looks, as I am not a Jew), Stalin’s man-made famine, Mao Zedong’s great leap forward and cultural revolution, which damaged the culture, society and economy of China (leading them to produce duplicate goods and dump it into Indian markets, until recent imposition of anti-dumping duty on their cheap products by our great nation).
Hahaha… ok, enough of blast at the past.
(**includes fake stories)

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