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Rock defeats evil as the strings started rolling Drum rooooooooooolll….You may term it biased or something but the hullabaloo that crowd bellowed at the Rock United Festival-II Saturday night at DDSC Stadium Dimapur was brilliant and captivating. After an abnormally long music deprived period, it was lucky enough to be a part of Rock United Festival-II that occurred in Dimapur, making it pop up distinctively from the rest Gigs (Local of course) I attended so far. The festival was simply breathtaking, scaring the hell out of my butt head!! Truly it was a battle against anti-social elements social evils. The festival, though started to take its shape an hour behind the schedule, the opening acts by Lost Park and Melodrama gave a sigh if relief to starving heavy metal activists to bang their heads in chorus. The first to exploit the stage was Lost Park with their mesmerizing originals, swiping the psyche of metal fanatics. Their original ‘Inside me’ was a sure sho...

“I don’t give a piece of shit to what people say, I only give a piece of meat to what people pay”, said the President-in-charge of 55 th A/C Food Union of Nagaland (F.U.N) during the inaugural function of 585994 th butcher in town. I too sincerely don’t give a darn shit to what introvert had to say, but to my WaKaW!!(Surprise), F.U.N has constitution as well, where their preamble reads like this- ‘we the semi-literate members of F.U.N, inarticulately resolves to constitute our Plate-full-of-meat-on-the-extreme-left-side-of-the-entrance-door to be a communist (Marxist) before we, altogether say 1, 2, 3 and burp away…’ plizzzzz…that wasn’t a joke, consider it. I guess some sort of infectious virus might have polluted their mind, body and soul while drafting their (stupid) constitution which I believe might be causing irritation to you because it doesn’t make any sense. Right? Now-kicking politics aside-how greedy do you develop yourself when the visual and smell of whatever meat ...

(WARNING: The Article may burst upon your face if you possibly lack sense of humour) Excuse me. Wow! You are wearing a nice shoe. How much did you shell out for that? Show room oooor Hazi park-huh? huh? huh? You seem to be blushing-how Chweeeet. Okay! One question. Do you consider shoes to be an integral part of your cracked heel? Well, if you have chivalrously smiled and nodded YES! Good for you-you have won a free trip to the galaxy of shoes. But, if you’ve sarcastically nodded NO! Bad for you-even that crack cream can not save your heels from further terror strike. Don’t get flustered, am just hehehe…kidding. Nevertheless, throw that 10 year and 13 th day ka shoe and just read on. Remember? The old maxim-Food, Shelter and Cloth. Yeah! So if we metamorphose it into-Food, Shelter and Shoe, wouldn’t that be funny? Just consider. You get up in the morning, take bath, eat food, wear your shoe (remember only shoe) and move out on a days work (looong-pause). Don...