Food, Shelter and Shoe

(WARNING: The Article may burst upon your face if you possibly lack sense of humour)

Excuse me. Wow! You are wearing a nice shoe. How much did you shell out for that?

Show room oooor Hazi park-huh? huh? huh?

You seem to be blushing-how Chweeeet.

Okay! One question.

Do you consider shoes to be an integral part of your cracked heel?

Well, if you have chivalrously smiled and nodded YES! Good for you-you have won a free trip to the galaxy of shoes.

But, if you’ve sarcastically nodded NO! Bad for you-even that crack cream can not save your heels from further terror strike. Don’t get flustered, am just hehehe…kidding.

Nevertheless, throw that 10 year and 13th day ka shoe and just read on.

Remember? The old maxim-Food, Shelter and Cloth.

Yeah! So if we metamorphose it into-Food, Shelter and Shoe, wouldn’t that be funny?

Just consider. You get up in the morning, take bath, eat food, wear your shoe (remember only shoe) and move out on a days work (looong-pause).

Don’t get annoyed by that thought, am just trying to generalize the idea.

I don’t know what you might be thinking, but from my side- I am clean, I am not thinking of anything dirty.

Now, don’t wet your pants by imagining of going out only with your shoes. It won’t happen at least in the next five year.

Some people say that a person is judged by the shoe he wears, which I can’t assure you how true that must be, but I do certainly believe that SHOE matters a lot.

In relation I have anecdote on my shoe. The shoe is 2 years older to NPF led DAN regime, so that puts it to seven years of rigorous resistance from heat, water and booze effect!!

My shoe belongs to 2001 model but still, It Rocks. There may arise some FAQ on why my shoe rocks? It rocks because it has umpteen reasons which may be tooth picked from below.

1. Whenever I feel like disowning my-that shoe, it comes begging to at least wash its face and when I carry out all it becomes is a brand new stuff.

2. It is tacked with original raw leader, probably of some wild life (with due apology to PETA members), which sometimes growls on behalf of me, whenever I happens to walk across some baby dolls.

3. It gripes about, me relying on vehicles instead of walking on it. Which is almost true because the day I wears this shoe, I used to walk-I mean used to fly at the speed of

300 km/hr (quite taxing). Ahm! There are endless reasons but le’me put on hold to let the shoe issue flow.

Personally, I don’t belong to that category of, who think, eat and sleep shoe, but far, far away in the universe there are vulnerably some who are so submissive when it comes to shoes. To pay a tribute to those, I am dedicating this article.

I hardly care about man folks, so I don’t really know about their likes and dislikes but women folks!! They Luuurrv shoes. Ask any random lady on the street. Ma’am are you fond of shoes? Take my words-they’ll scream, yell and what not and say ‘yes, you abnormal, I eat shoes’. Once I happened to ask a multiple choice kind of question to a lady. I put it this way-would you prefer locking you up in a room full of shoes or room full of beer. To my surprise she answered beyond my expectation. Her reply was like this-I would prefer dying in a shoe shaped coffin!! I got electrocuted with that. Then and there I decided why to marry a woman who can not show her love except to her shoe. I was wide of the mark; indeed shoes are integral part of womanhood-not forgetting their cracked heels.

So, by now you must have thought of a wide array of excuses to convince yourself to buy the season’s best shoe. But mind you-don’t just make you carried away by the beauty of the shoe, I mean go for both durability and beauty. Because once you buy it you can not upgrade it like your P.C. However, if your pocket is holding you back to go for both, than toss the coin up in the air and laugh at your luck. It might well help you to pick up one in a million. But do that at you own risk because I have come across lot many embarrassing moments when women folks were seen crashing down their high heel shoes and stuffs like that.

Contrary to all the convictions that I have shared so far, in this day and age of modernity not much has changed. Meaning: the old belief of one-pair-of-shoe-will-do kind of people do exist, not because they can’t afford to buy but the hangover of colonial period still passes through their nerves. And, this kind of mentality hardly dies out, which rampantly falls under this saying, ‘It is very hard to quit old habits’. It is a cycle of attitude; it just goes on, on and on. Hopefully, after reading this scoop you must decide on a system that would change the way you walk. Nice shoe, happy walking.

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