Airy dreams: shipping on a zeppelin
Prologue: Are you too embarrassed or afraid to talk about life? Do you need some sound advice but don’t know whom to approach? Read on.
As a cute little toddler, I was always fascinated by balloons (big or small, whichever), in that case, any matter that was air made me tremble and sing one of the famous song of Mithun Chakraborty, ‘I am a disco dancer…’
However, one doomsday kind made a surprise attack on me. Since then my affinity towards the balloon became quite objectionable, then on I started getting ‘skin’ allergic to even the word ‘BALLOON’.
Identical twins:
The most mystifying thing that can happen to anyone (excluding homophile community), would be—when you get up early (who cares if you gets up early or not) in the morning you discover that you are not what you are… but the opposite sex (Gulp!!).
Therefore, considering “why do underwater farts smell worse than normal ones?” and plumpy Govinda singing ‘Oh partner, do you wanna partner…’ I feel it's high time we begin to live a meaningful life.
The below mentioned are some of the head scratching advices that may lead you to live a meaningful life (minimally for half minute or something).
1. Try to spare out at least a day. Summon a meeting. Discuss in details among your
Friends and decide to wear only half pant (if possible at thigh level) and run through the streets like a mad. If people stares at you, do not feel discouraged, tell them that for their tomorrow you are sacrificing your today. Do it every Wednesday and enjoy their reaction.
3. Do one thing. Choke out a plan and go for tour in a place you live in. Act like a tourist. Carry camera and ask people about the place. Take lots of pictures.
4. Attend random wedding ceremonies. Stand beside the bride and groom. Shake hands with all the people and introduce yourself along with the duo. I guarantee, they can’t shoo you off. Keep shaking.
5. Move out and talk to people. Talk something of this type, ‘this world does’t mean anything to me’… ‘how is it to fall from multi storied bulding’. Keep quite and enjoy the center of attraction.
6. Sing nursery rhymes the whole day (at the loudest pitch). Let your neighbours lodge an FIR against you. Make sure they are annoyed. Go down the memory lane. Don’t feel guilty, it’s just for fun.
7. Organize a (mock) party at some fine restaurants. Print as many invitation cards (birthday’s recommended) as you can. Distribute it widely and freely, take names and addresses of the invitees (pretend to be serious), and remind them, “If you don’t turn up I’ll be disappointed.” Don’t go out for another one year (for safety reasons).
8. Put on dark goggles with a measuring tape in hand, go out, and start measuring on anything/everything that comes your way. Don’t talk to people. Act deaf. Feel safe!
9. Book a bed in the hospital. Arrange full set of sound system, blare the matchless and tuneless music. Be reminiscent, you are contributing something to the society. Sleep at the “Thaana”.
10. Wake up early (before any of your family element gets up). Sneak inside the lavatory and settle there (inside lavatory) for the entire morning. Do some trading with your family. If they do not fulfill your conditions, make them suffer.
11. Go for a plastic surgery, until you notice that you have become Michael Jackson. Visit kindergartens and primary schools and create a situation there. Wait for the FBI arrest, board a plane and visit Las Vegas.
12. Pay a clandestine visit to the nearest graveyard. Wear a KKK outfit (which you have stashed it beforehand). Prepare a torch, come out of the graveyard and make some dreadful sound. Create panic around the neighbourhood and get stoned from the mob. Take bed rest as per Doctor’s recommendation.
13. Commit yourself in growing beard. Let it grow until you start to resemble the one involved in 9/11. Visit Airports and public places. Get caught and be famous.
14. Don’t take bath, it’s bad. On the subject of bathing, a group of bald archeologists in Nairobi has discovered that once famous Zululu civilization was buried inside the bathroom due to excessive bathing. Keeping in mind that horrific discovery, stay the same, feel the difference.
As a cute little toddler, I was always fascinated by balloons (big or small, whichever), in that case, any matter that was air made me tremble and sing one of the famous song of Mithun Chakraborty, ‘I am a disco dancer…’
However, one doomsday kind made a surprise attack on me. Since then my affinity towards the balloon became quite objectionable, then on I started getting ‘skin’ allergic to even the word ‘BALLOON’.
Identical twins:
The most mystifying thing that can happen to anyone (excluding homophile community), would be—when you get up early (who cares if you gets up early or not) in the morning you discover that you are not what you are… but the opposite sex (Gulp!!).
Therefore, considering “why do underwater farts smell worse than normal ones?” and plumpy Govinda singing ‘Oh partner, do you wanna partner…’ I feel it's high time we begin to live a meaningful life.
The below mentioned are some of the head scratching advices that may lead you to live a meaningful life (minimally for half minute or something).
1. Try to spare out at least a day. Summon a meeting. Discuss in details among your
Friends and decide to wear only half pant (if possible at thigh level) and run through the streets like a mad. If people stares at you, do not feel discouraged, tell them that for their tomorrow you are sacrificing your today. Do it every Wednesday and enjoy their reaction.
3. Do one thing. Choke out a plan and go for tour in a place you live in. Act like a tourist. Carry camera and ask people about the place. Take lots of pictures.
4. Attend random wedding ceremonies. Stand beside the bride and groom. Shake hands with all the people and introduce yourself along with the duo. I guarantee, they can’t shoo you off. Keep shaking.
5. Move out and talk to people. Talk something of this type, ‘this world does’t mean anything to me’… ‘how is it to fall from multi storied bulding’. Keep quite and enjoy the center of attraction.
6. Sing nursery rhymes the whole day (at the loudest pitch). Let your neighbours lodge an FIR against you. Make sure they are annoyed. Go down the memory lane. Don’t feel guilty, it’s just for fun.
7. Organize a (mock) party at some fine restaurants. Print as many invitation cards (birthday’s recommended) as you can. Distribute it widely and freely, take names and addresses of the invitees (pretend to be serious), and remind them, “If you don’t turn up I’ll be disappointed.” Don’t go out for another one year (for safety reasons).
8. Put on dark goggles with a measuring tape in hand, go out, and start measuring on anything/everything that comes your way. Don’t talk to people. Act deaf. Feel safe!
9. Book a bed in the hospital. Arrange full set of sound system, blare the matchless and tuneless music. Be reminiscent, you are contributing something to the society. Sleep at the “Thaana”.
10. Wake up early (before any of your family element gets up). Sneak inside the lavatory and settle there (inside lavatory) for the entire morning. Do some trading with your family. If they do not fulfill your conditions, make them suffer.
11. Go for a plastic surgery, until you notice that you have become Michael Jackson. Visit kindergartens and primary schools and create a situation there. Wait for the FBI arrest, board a plane and visit Las Vegas.
12. Pay a clandestine visit to the nearest graveyard. Wear a KKK outfit (which you have stashed it beforehand). Prepare a torch, come out of the graveyard and make some dreadful sound. Create panic around the neighbourhood and get stoned from the mob. Take bed rest as per Doctor’s recommendation.
13. Commit yourself in growing beard. Let it grow until you start to resemble the one involved in 9/11. Visit Airports and public places. Get caught and be famous.
14. Don’t take bath, it’s bad. On the subject of bathing, a group of bald archeologists in Nairobi has discovered that once famous Zululu civilization was buried inside the bathroom due to excessive bathing. Keeping in mind that horrific discovery, stay the same, feel the difference.
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